I don't suppose it's a surprise to anyone that I am in disgrace with Jack. He came yesterday.
His first complaint was that I haven't written anything on this blog for a month. As you can see I have remedied that.
Then he moaned about the number of plants I had acquired. There were carrots, beetroot, rocket, tomatoes, mimulus, sweet peas, gazania, salvia, begonia, antirrhinum, geraniums and African marigolds. So he sorted all of them. Except the geraniums which I have been growing on and they are still a bit small.
And anyway he added to the quantity by bringing me a daphne, a cotoneaster and something he couldn't remember the name of. Fortunately I like surprises.
He planted up my vegetable garden but we have plenty of room for other crops. The "snake" is a porous hose. It's the easiest way for me to water the garden.
He filled pots and beds so that I will have a glorious show in the summer.
And he went home with six portions of home-made soup and twelve savoury ducks.
He can't complain about that. But he'll find something else.