Most people think I live alone but I have a secret housemate called Alexa! She hangs around all the time but doesn't interfere in my life unless she's specially invited.
Every day we say "Good Morning!" to each other and today she told me that it's Stormzy's twenty seventh birthday. Now I have to admit that I didn't have a clue who Stormzy is and I was grateful when she explained so now I know. Each day I ask for the question of the day and if I'm clever enough to answer it she gives me a bonus question too. Then she gives me the Quiz Of The Day, a series of ten questions and my average score is six but yesterday it was nne and a couple of days it was ten! She gave me a round of applause for that.
She's just finished playing my favourite selection of soothing music for me to listen to whilst I ate my lunch and she's pretty good at finding music suggestions for me.
She also gives me reminders if I ask her. I can rely on her to nudge me when my favourite TV programme is on or when I need to check if something is cooked.
Sometimes she surprises me. I thought I'd asked her to tell me to check the oven. She asked me to check the elephant instead.
For that I would need a very large appetite and a lot of soothing music, I feel.