It
was tea break in the archangels’ rest room and it’s no use you telling me that
archangels don’t have tea breaks and they don’t have rest rooms. This is my story and I’m telling you that it
was tea break in the archangels’ rest room.
As always Raphael was there first.
It wasn’t that Raphael was work shy and knocked off first; rather it was
that Raphael was the caring sort and he liked to get the kettle on ready for the
others to come. That way he could listen
to their problems as they came, soothe their brows and generally do what he was
best at - healing.
There
was a loud rustling of wings in the corridor, the door was flung open wide and
there was Michael. One glance was enough
to tell Raphael that Michael wasn’t having a good day. Michael had very few very good days. He was in charge of the winged squadrons and
some of those cherubs were enough to try the most patient angel’s patience and
no-one could call Michael the most patient angel. Hot tea with an extra sugar and one of those
nice chocolate biscuits wrapped in silver paper was Raphael’s
prescription.
Michael
flopped into one of the best armchairs, hugged the cuppa like his life depended
on it, gave a deep sigh and closed his eyes.
“Heaven preserve me from cherubs.”
Raphael made suitably sympathetic noises and they settled into a
companionable silence. Nothing needed
to be said and they could just contemplate the infinite, which they were quite
good at, as you might guess.
After
a while Michael asked where Gabriel was and Raphael said that he hadn’t poured his tea as he’d heard that Big G had sent Gabriel on a job and you just never
knew how long Big G’s jobs would take.
Michael nodded and once again silence fell on the rest room as they just
enjoyed each other’s company – well wouldn’t you enjoy the company of
angels?
And
then Gabriel arrived. He looked so pale
that the other two didn’t speak. Raphael
pressed into his hands a cup of strong tea which somehow smelled a bit
spiritual, if you get my drift. He took
a huge gulp and then he spoke. “You’ll
never guess what Big G has had me doing today.”
The other two didn’t even try as they knew from long experience that
second guessing Big G was beyond anyone, even an archangel.
“He’s
only sent me down to earth to tell a slip of a girl called Mary that she’s
going to be the mother of his son. She’s
only fifteen. She lives in first century
Palestine. And she really hasn’t a
clue.”
Michael
spoke first. “Is she married? First century Palestine – that’s occupied by
the Romans isn’t it? And is that creep
Herod still on the throne?”
Raphael
wasn’t far behind with his questions.
“There won’t be a proper hospital.
And if it’s her first she won’t know how to look after it. And she won’t have anywhere to live. Poor little thing.”
Gabriel
answered as briefly as he could. Not
married. Palestine. Roman occupied. Herod is still the puppet king. Her first kid.
Michael
was the first to recover. “Not
again. You know what Big G is like. He dishes out the decrees but leaves us to sort
out the details. You remember when he
wanted do part the Red Sea but left it to us to organise the fish tanks or we’d
have had a lot of extinct fish that day.
Or sorting the supper for those lions as a thank you for not eating
Daniel. Well, this will give those
cherubs something to do at last. Should
put some backbone in them. I’ll get the
winged squadrons in. Kick the Romans out of
Palestine. Find a better king for
Jerusalem.
Raphael
had been thinking as well. “We’d better
build a very quick twenty first century hospital. And organise parent craft classes. And I’ll get a few cherubs to volunteer to
clean a new house for her and set up the best nursery ever.”
By
this time Gabriel was beginning to look a bit better. Not good mind, but better. “Don’t worry about the unmarried bit. I’ll leave it for a week or two and
then go and see this old man called Joseph and tell him to marry the girl. He’s a bit old for her but I suppose he’ll take good care of her. Better that than
a toy boy, anyway. And maybe I should
get the kid’s name down for Eton whilst I’m at it”
And
so the three archangels started to plan how to improve on Big G’s plan.
But
just then the golden telephone rang.
Gabriel was the nearest so he picked it up. Immediately he was alert and very
respectful. “Oh yes, your
Almightiness. Yes, sir. We were just talking. . . .
Oh, you heard us. Of course you
did. And we made plans. Oh you made plans too. And your plans weren’t like ours. You want us to . . . . what? You’re sure.
Well if you’re absolutely sure, sir.
Well, yes sir, you know best.
Thank you, sir.”
He
turned to the other two. “That was Big
G. He says we’re to forget organising a
coup to get rid of the Romans and replace Herod. We’re to withdraw the planning application for
the hospital and stand down the cherubs from spring cleaning. He says that his son is to be just as
vulnerable as the poorest of them. To
have parents as inadequate as most of them are.
To be born among the poorest and to grow up among the commonest of
them. In fact he’s going to know
suffering and grief like them. That way,
no matter what those humans go through they’ll know that God understands and is
right there beside them.”