December is not a good month to be a maulifuff but if you managed it, have a gold star. For myself, I am quite proud of how little I achieved, but I have no partner, children or grandchildren. I took a couple of services though which reduces my maulifuffing score which I am far too lazy to calculate anyway. By the way, if there are men in your life, I have discovered they can be maulibums (or so Susie Dent from Dictionary Corner says).
January is a month which can make or break us. New Year resolutions and all that. For maulifuffs it is fine to make them, better to break 'em.
*If you haven't a clue what I am on about you may like to know that maulifuff is an old Scottish word for a woman devoid of energy, who would happily do nothing for hours on end.




