Wednesday, 25 February 2015

Porn



That made you look interested didn’t it?  Well, don’t get too excited.  I’m talking about kitchen porn.  The Lakeland catalogue arrived today.

Easter egg moulds
For any non UK readers I’d better explain that Lakeland is a chain of shops selling every gadget you could possibly think of to “enhance” your home and especially your kitchen.  The catalogue which arrived this morning has the kit for making your own Easter eggs on the front cover.  
Henrietta Hen


Easter eggs not your thing?  No worries, you could get a hen filled with shortbread 


Easter pasta




 or special Easter pasta.


Maybe it’s not chocolate versions of wildlife that you’re thinking about.  Afraid of spiders? 
Spider catcher
Limey
For £9.99 you can have your very own battery operated spider catcher.  And if while you are in the bathroom catching the arachnids you notice lime scale around the taps you could get a special silicone bag to fill with vinegar and hang in the tap so that scourge of bathroom life can be banished as well.

Vitamix aspire
You might want to do some fancy cooking but you’re not sure what?  Well, if you buy a dual purpose ice cream and soup maker you will have 1p change from £400 to buy the ingredients. 




I love Lakeland!  But I’d need a house with a barn attached to store all the goodies they sell.

4 comments:

  1. I too love Lakeland. We were over in January, and that was one store I HAD to go to.

    Gill in Canada your newest follower.

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  2. Yes, at one time the "must go to" British store would be M & S but Lakeland is riht up there with it.

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  3. That sounds like my kind of catalogue! I love the hen. I have finally gotten to the point where I can look at catalogues like that and resist buying but I do love to look at them!

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  4. I actually want to comment on every item you featured but I will refrain. However, the spider in that spider catcher photo (an interesting gadget I've never heard of for sure) looks HUGE! Do you regularly have spiders that large around your place? Wowwy! Little Abe would be in shock if he saw that in his nice clean sun room with the fancy whicker basket... wait, I mean musty basement. haha

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